Funny?

Spotted in a parking lot.
At first I thought it was funny.
On further reflection,
I thought it is true. 
It is never too late to do right.
It is never too late to be saved.
Then I thought of people gone
before me.  It is too late to let them
know what they mean to me.
Not so funny, now.
Thank God there's Heaven!

And Cute!

SIGNS IN THE WOODS

This is fun!
Check it out.

(Further note: this link leads only to the blog.  I did not realise that.)

Oh? Oh?

The opera is a place where when a guy gets stabbed, he doesn't die -- he sings.

Opportunity knocks only once.  Temptation bangs on the door for years.

-MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE

Hey, Doc!

A patient calls his acupuncturist and says, "I have a terrible pain in my side!"
The acupuncturist says, "Take two thumbtacks and call me in the morning."

MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE.

I Guess it Could be Worse...

In a recent campaign, one candidate ran unopposed and came in third!

- MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE

Oh Ho!

What is a pigskin used for?

           To hold a pig together.

Why is a helicopter good to take along fishing?

           Because the whirlybird gets the worm.

How did the rocket lose it's job?

          It got fired.

--MORE OF THE BEST OF Milton Berle's PRIVATE JOKE FILE