Friday, May 27, 2011

Frustration!

Frustrastion is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.   MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE

And I say, "Right on!"

Monday, May 23, 2011

Some Thatch!

His beard is very thick.  For ten years, he's been kissing his wife through a straw.

- MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Oh, Man!

The man who says he can understand women is either a psychiatrist or in need of one.

Even if a man understood women, he still wouldn't believe it.

When Nature designed men's knees, she didn't have walking shorts in mind.

from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE

Saturday, May 14, 2011

OLD!

You know you're aging when a cute girl goes by and your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up.

He doesn't have an enemy in the world.  They're all dead.

When you get to be ninety-five, you don't have to worry much about peer pressure.

--from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE