Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose ...your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live

posted on Prego by The Flying Ewe

Not my picture, but..

As poted by Sisen on Prego.

Your caption here...

I published this on another blog and it still makes me laugh.

What did he say?

Don't Try It!

OK -- I don't think my Mom wanted

my sister to eat her cake!

Or anyone else, either!!

That's her sister.

Silly Son

BOO!

Just Silly

Boy Scout

Leader,"How did you get that black eye?"
Scout, "Helping an old lady cross the street."
Leader, "What happened?"
Scout, "She didn't want to go!"

An oldie, but it makes me smile.

Umm.. Well...

Faces

Jan frequently laughed,

or made you laugh as in this shot.

Aaargh!

Wha...?

Wife: Why didn't you stop telling that story after the third time I kicked you under the table?
Husband:  You didn't kick me.