Smile!!

I answered the door to the
(expected) gas man and gave
him a smile (I can spare
a few.) then I went in to
the bathroom for something
and caught sight of my
mouth.  This does not do
it justice.  It was black with
the blueberries I had been
eating!  Well, at least it's not
spinach!

What Do You Think?



LOL! Poor MOLDDOG!  I do wish
(s)he would show some feeling
about
SOMETHING!



You are Warned!

Funny?

Spotted in a parking lot.
At first I thought it was funny.
On further reflection,
I thought it is true. 
It is never too late to do right.
It is never too late to be saved.
Then I thought of people gone
before me.  It is too late to let them
know what they mean to me.
Not so funny, now.
Thank God there's Heaven!

And Cute!

SIGNS IN THE WOODS

This is fun!
Check it out.

(Further note: this link leads only to the blog.  I did not realise that.)

Oh? Oh?

The opera is a place where when a guy gets stabbed, he doesn't die -- he sings.

Opportunity knocks only once.  Temptation bangs on the door for years.

-MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE