Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Oh? Oh?

The opera is a place where when a guy gets stabbed, he doesn't die -- he sings.

Opportunity knocks only once.  Temptation bangs on the door for years.

-MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
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