Frustrastion is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
And I say, "Right on!"
Friday, May 27, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Some Thatch!
His beard is very thick. For ten years, he's been kissing his wife through a straw.
- MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
- MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Oh, Man!
The man who says he can understand women is either a psychiatrist or in need of one.
Even if a man understood women, he still wouldn't believe it.
When Nature designed men's knees, she didn't have walking shorts in mind.
from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
Even if a man understood women, he still wouldn't believe it.
When Nature designed men's knees, she didn't have walking shorts in mind.
from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
Saturday, May 14, 2011
OLD!
You know you're aging when a cute girl goes by and your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up.
He doesn't have an enemy in the world. They're all dead.
When you get to be ninety-five, you don't have to worry much about peer pressure.
--from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
He doesn't have an enemy in the world. They're all dead.
When you get to be ninety-five, you don't have to worry much about peer pressure.
--from MORE OF THE BEST OF MILTON BERLE'S PRIVATE JOKE FILE
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