Colorful Language

Seen in the paint department of
Home Depot.

True Story!

My son, having gone to his room after venting to me for awhile, just popped back out to say,
"Just when you think your day can't get any weirder, you drop chocolate between your toes."  (Yes, he really had!)

Apostrophe!

"I've just had an apostrophe!"  - Smee

I'm not trying to be irreverent, at all.  What lover of the film can help thinking of this, when reminded that it's Epiphany, today?

?!!!?

My mind doesn't wander,

 it leaves completely.

HUH?

What's the difference between unique and very unique?